The sports world is abuzz with the news that Daniel Snyder has filed a defamation lawsuit against the Washington City Paper because he is upset that it has been critical of his tenure as owner of the Washington Redskins.
an avaricious, imperious, conscienceless plutocrat with callous contempt for the fans; a man whose Napoleonic, pouter-pigeon swagger conceals a doofus-like understanding of the game and whose pernicious, autocratic meddling has consigned the team to perpetual mediocrity and its players and coaches to a perennial state of harrowing anxiety, all of this starting virtually from the moment [he] arrived and continuing to this very minute.
The overwhelming response to the lawsuit seems to be that Mr. Snyder should be flagged for acting like a thin-skinned bully.
But I disagree. All the naysayers are missing the point. They should instead see the lawsuit for what it really is: a valiant stand against the evils of corporate speech. After all, the City Paper is owned and published by a corporation, Creative Loafing, Inc. And that corporation is owned by a private equity firm that no doubt has investments in other, perhaps even more nefarious corporations.
By filing his lawsuit, Mr. Snyder is standing up for the little guy against the power of corporations, which—as we have been constantly reminded by critics of the Supreme Court’s decision in Citizens United v. FEC—shouldn’t have any First Amendment rights because they aren’t real people.
Creative Loafing has clearly used financial resources that normal folks don’t have access to in order to write, print, and distribute a story that has unduly influenced the public into believing Mr. Snyder is a humorless dweeb. The only reason his message—that he’s a competent NFL owner and not a total jerk—hasn’t gotten through to the public is because it’s been drowned out, not only by Creative Loafing, but also by bigger corporate-owned media outlets like the Washington Post (see above) and ESPN.
We can only hope that he’ll attempt to shut up these and other corporations soon, including those that try to influence Americans about things that are almost as important as football (e.g., elections). Because unless we are going to surrender control of public debate to faceless, soulless corporations, we’ll need heroes like Mr. Snyder to protect us from them. (I mean, he’s got to win at something, right?)
[Update: Yes, this post is intended to be satirical. (See my comment below.)]
Image source: Ed Yourdon